In the taxi from the airport to the downtown hotel, the State of 10,000 lakes earns its reputation. Water, water everywhere, lakes, ponds, rivers and Garrison Keillor's voice on the radio envelopes you like an old Lay-Z-Boy recliner. Time to chill out literally and figuratively and watch some baseball in early May, Twins-style.
As I approached the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome for the first time,
some six year-old boy in the throngs told his mom it looked like a flying
saucer "ready to blast off". I agreed. This is one of the few states bold
enough to name a sports arena after a venerable politician and strange
enough to elect a governer whose chief credential was "wrestler" in the WWF.
One doesn't enter the Metrodome, one descends into it like a giant
cavern. And it echoes loudly when the fans get stirred up. Though the
arena has not outlived its usefulness, petitions get passed out here to
build a new stadium for a sport that hasn't had much to brag about since the
1991 Twins went all the way. Now though, the Twins must be taken seriously.
They remind the veteran fan of, say, the 1990 World Champion Reds,
astroturf, economically challenged, strong pitching and role players who
field the diamond as well as any team in baseball today. The Yankees laid
the wood on the ball, hitting it hard numerous times but the Twins seemed to
be standing wherever they smacked it. Tom Kelley and his coaches do a
heckuva job positioning the defense.
Brad Radke leads the pitching staff. He was lethal against Andy
Pettitte who pitched well. Pitching duels can get a little tedious so I
walked the hallway that circles The Metrodome. Little did I know, I had
entered the Minnesota Sports Hall-of-Fame. A variety of sports have
representation. George Mikan's Lakers started here but football is most
conspicuous. Bronko Nagurski, Hall-of-Fame fullback, was born in Minnesota.
So was Bud Wilkinson, the legendary Oklahoma football coach. But baseball
plaques checker the walls also. Chief Bender, the great pitcher, was born
in Brainerd, Minnesota 1883. Connie Mack, the winningest baseball manager
of all time, said of him, "Bender is the man I would pick to pitch the one
game I had to win."
Back in centerfield, giant banners pay tribute to Tony Olilva, Harmon
Killebrew, Kent Hrbek, Rod Carew and Kirby Puckett. They hang from the
rafters, sort of sanctifying the step-sport of Minnesota.
The eats are average but interesting. I stopped by a barbecue shack in
front of the stadium before the game but they were sold out temporarily of
barbecue pork sandwiches? Like they didn't know 25,000 people would show
up? Kettle Corn, bags of popcorn about the size of a third grader, can be
bought for those on a budget. And yes, one concession stand sells food to
calorie counters. How about a veggie sandwich or meatless garden burger?
More ballparks should offer this kind of fare. Because The Metrodome is
clean and air-conditioned, one feels like eating.
The quality of the baseball continued to be excellent through games two
and three. Paul collected his two thousandth hit on the third night and the
fans graciously applauded him. Hard to believe he's been at it for thirteen
years. Then, for some mysterious reason, rowdies started tossing coins and
other debris at non-controversial Chuck Knoblauch in left field. Nobody
could explain it. Joe Torre pulled him off the diamond momentarily and Tom
Kelley walked him back to left field, an excellent gesture by the Twins
manager. Minneapolis is a lot more civilized than uncivilized. A few
hooligans can't change that. Like the water, theaters and art are
omnipresent.
Between innings, a mini, robotic blimp flys above the seats,
advertising the Powerball Lottery. Fans, big and small, have to laugh at it
in this festive atmosphere. It is like the Little Blimp That Could, proud,
determined and oblivious to the odds. The Twins don't play the power ball
related to the homerun. They play the winning ball related to good, young
arms and defense that will break a hitter's heart. In a weak American
League Central Division, if they acquire a powerhitter at the All-Star
break, like the caliber of Greg Vaughn, to go along with slugging
Mientkiewicz at first base and scrappy Matt Lawton, keep an eye out for them
in the postseason.